Paukymon: Barack Obama Edition

Allright guys, this is a real story FOR REAL!!!, I can't stand this anymore,because he's here, soon I will be death, so, instead of escaping I will wrIte this on the internet.

My Story

I was walking the dinosaur when I noticed something in my pineapple.
I walked to the pineaple and I saw it, it was the perfection: Pokémon: Barack Obama Edition.
I thought that it was just a creepypasta, but it was at my pineapple for real.
I picked the game, it was covered with hyper realist blood and there was a Zekrom with Obama head.
I walked to my house and the game exploded, but the game started in my 3DS the game started like the fifth generation games, with N and all that shit.
Then the menu appeared, there was only one option, New Game, so clicked it with the stylus, but then the 3DS exploded.
Evil Patrixxx exploded my house, so I started to run, I ran so long until I stopped running.
Now I'm in my pineapple and I can hear Patrixx, he's coming, I know it, wait, HE IS HERE! HE IS FUCKING HERE!!!11111WEFMDJHSSDHFHFHIFHNGONSAODSANDSOINFOIHFOSIHAFOIHFSAOHFNA, now I'm dead, you're the next.